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Hey Now-Alicia Sacramone

Posted by Mike on November 17, 2008


In the words of Quagmire: Giggity, giggity, giggity, giggity

Thanks to SportsByBrooks


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Michael Phelps Helps Get Girl Wet

Posted by Mike on November 14, 2008


I would love to see the end result of this hopeful prank. It’s probably the only girl that Phelps has gotten wet in awhile.

Thanks to TMZ

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Anyone Miss The Olympics Besides Me ?

Posted by Mike on November 5, 2008


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Not The Best Choice Of Words

Posted by Mike on October 1, 2008

“Makes my taco pop”, those are the words I will now always remember Shawn Johnson saying. I will remember nothing about her gold medal, I will just always think about her taco popping.

Thanks to Rondo

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What’s Strange About This Picture ?

Posted by Mike on September 26, 2008

This picture that Sports Illustrated took of Olympic gold-medalist Shawn Johnson, has something rather strange going on in it. Take look at the picture and see if you see anything weird……. Give up ? Look at that creepy hand below the balance beam, like some guy is sneaking down below and is trying to look up Johnson. Editor’s note:  I was nowhere near the scene when the pictures were taken.

Thanks to Joe Sports Fan

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Nice Bum Where You From?

Posted by Mike on August 26, 2008

This is Silva Lucimara of BRAZIL… She was in the High Jump in the Olympics… Uniforms keep getting smaller and smaller in the Olympics, can’t wait for the London games, wonder if there will be any thongs in 2012.


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Jason Kidd Must Owe Money To The Wynn Casino

Posted by Mike on August 26, 2008

We have seen in the past few months how the Wynn Casino has sued both Joe Francis and Charles Barkley, over money they owed the casino. Yesterday came word that current Dallas Maverick, and recent Gold Medal winner, Jason Kidd is going to give his Gold Medal to the wife of Steve Wynn the owner of the Wynn Casino. There has to be more to this story than Kidd and Elaine Wynn being just “good friends”. Either Kidd owes the casino some serious loot, or the Wynn’s bought the gold medal off of Kidd for some serious pocket change. Money is no object for the Wynn family, Steve once accidentally poked a hole in his $139 Million dollar Pablo Picasso painting. The Las Vegas Review Journal writes:

Kidd promised Elaine Wynn, wife of casino mogul Steve Wynn, that he would give her his newest Olympic medal if the Americans fulfill the redeem dream.

“It’s not a (gambling) marker or anything like that,” Kidd told The Arizona Republic. “She’s just a great friend and a really great person.”

They met last year when Kidd and the USA team stayed at the Wynn while training in Las Vegas.

“Last summer, we stayed at the Wynn for (what seemed like) a lifetime, close to three weeks,” Kidd said. “We met at a banquet, we got to talking, and she really understands the game.

“I told her I’d make a deal with her, that if we won the gold medal, I’d give it to her. She thought I was kidding. But I told her I had one already, and the way they treated us at the Wynn, it was the least I could do.”

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Football In The Olympics ?

Posted by Mike on August 22, 2008

No this is not a joke. This maybe the dumbest idea yet for good ole’ Peyton, oh wait, the second dumbest idea. This makes zero sense. How many other countries actually play football ? Probably half of the people who play in Canada are American anyways. This is about as good of an idea as the time I thought I could put my pecker in a unusual place. The shame on Peyton’s face for not yet winning a gold saddens me too, but there is absolutely zero chance that football will ever be an Olympic event.

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Phelps Likes The Aussie Swimmer

Posted by Mike on August 22, 2008

So much for diving into Amanda Beard. The NY Post reports that the Beijing King was caught making out with Australian swimmer Stephanie Rice. She ain’t bad, perhaps not as attractive as Beard, but Rice is known for her hard partying style. Which means she’s easy. This is just the tip of the iceberg for Phelps, within 3 months he’ll be dating Kate Hudson. Theamount of vadge that the 14-time Olympianis going to get will be ridiculous. The Post writes:

Phelps, fresh from shattering Mark Spitz‘s 36-year-old record, was spotted Monday night in a hot make-out session with Down Under swimmer Stephanie Rice, a source tells The Post’s Clemente Lisi and Luke Dennehy. The pumped-up pair clinched and swapped spit at a celebratory bash outside the Olympic Village.

The Baltimore Bullet swooped in for the lip-lock with the 20-year-old brunette just weeks after she split from Aussie swimmer Eamon Sullivan. “All the swimmers are talking about it, and [Sullivan] is cut up about what happened,” the source said.

The day after the face-sucking frolics, Phelps and Rice cheekily posed together for Speedo – laughing and playfully groping each other as a photographer snapped them in their swimsuits. “I definitely admire him for his athletic ability and everything he’s achieved,” gushed Rice, who won three gold medals of her own. “I’m just really glad to be in the mix with that.”

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Innocent Touch, Or Attempt At A Squeeze ?

Posted by Mike on August 21, 2008

You be the Judge. I think the member of the Chinese team wanted to know where Kerri Walsh got her power from.

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