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Anyone Want To Spend Some Quality Time With Boy George ?

Posted by Mike on December 5, 2008

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Famed British pop singer, Boy George, has just been found guilty on charges of beating his male escort and chaining him to a wall, reports TMZ. There are many things that I don’t want to happen to me in life, like going to a 98 degrees reunion concert, anal warts, becoming a Pittsburgh Steelers fan and being chained to a wall, naked, with Boy George has to rank right up there at the top of the list. I’d be more likely to take a bullet then to go into an enclosed area with George. Once the words, karma karma karma karma cameleon were uttered, I’d head for the the hills like Costanza when a fire breaks out. More from TMZ:

After two crazy weeks, Boy George was just found guilty of chaining a male escort to a wall — nekkid — and beating him.

Now, George could face jail time for the hand-cuffing and attacking of a 29-year-old man-whore in the singer’s London home last year.

George tried to explain himself using several incredible defenses — including the “I’m too fat and out of shape to beat up someone” excuse. Nothing flew with the judge though, and now he’s totally screwed.

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Today Is D-Day For The Juice

Posted by Mike on December 5, 2008

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Today, at noon time, O.J. Simpson will be sentenced for the robbery that he helped commit at a hotel room in Las Vegas. The Juice wanted to get back some of his old sports memorabilia, which he claims was stolen from him. And now today, Simpson will receive a mandatory sentence of at least 16 years for the crimes he helped to commit. Which in some people’s eyes is retribution from his murder trial that was over 10 years ago. From the looks of things, Simpson will spend the rest of his natural-born life in a jail cell. More from the Chicago Tribune:

Simpson, 61, faces a possible sentence of life in prison after his conviction Oct. 3 of kidnapping and armed robbery, among other charges. The Heisman Trophy winner and NFL Hall of Fame running back is being held at the Clark County Detention Center.

According to court papers filed this week, state parole authorities recommended that Judge Jackie Glass, who once chastised Simpson as “arrogant or ignorant or both,” sentence him to at least 18 years in prison. Thomas Pitaro, a defense attorney who teaches at the University of Nevada at Las Vegas law school said judges here tend to closely follow such advice.

Defense attorneys argued that although Simpson showed poor judgment on Sept. 13, 2007—when he and five cohorts carried out $100,000 in footballs, baseballs and lithographs—he was merely trying to recover stolen belongings.

Still, defense attorneys said, Simpson’s actions were not those “of a hardened criminal mind.” They asked Glass for the minimum sentence of 6 years.

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Countdown To When Stephon Marbury Goes Broke: 1,029 Days

Posted by Mike on December 4, 2008

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Stephon Marbury maybe a very wealthy man, who has made over $130 Million dollars in his NBA career, but with the way that he is spending, he won’t be wealthy for too much longer. According to Page Six, Marbury is going to go ahead and purchase the $40 Million dollar private jet that he was considering in August. Which probably isn’t one of the best investments for someone, who isn’t worth at least $300 Million dollars, and probably doesn’t have too much to do. I mean, that Starbury line has really taken off. With his NBA career coming to an end, and costs for maintaining private jets not cheap, it’s inevitable that we will someday read a story about how Stephon Marbury has declared for bankruptcy, or has found a new love; tattoo removal. More from Page Six:

STEPHON Marbury, the unwanted Knicks guard, is going ahead with buying a $40 million private jet, as Page Six first reported back in August. Although Marbury has yet to play this season, and the Knicks brass can’t find any other team willing to take on his $21 million salary, the untradeable Coney Island native is awaiting delivery of the aircraft, according to the buzz at SoHo’s Salt restaurant. “He already paid a large deposit in the multimillions and has no plans to try to cancel the order,” said one source. Since the top NBA teams have their own jets, and the less-flush teams travel by charter, it’s a mystery why Marbury would buy his own plane – unless he expects his future teammates to dislike him as much as the Knick players do and he feels the need to travel solo.

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Jessica Simpson Wants To Goto College. No Joke

Posted by Mike on December 4, 2008

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Maybe after all, Tony Romo is getting through to Jessica Simpson. How you ask ? Because according to Page Six, the bodacious blonde wants to go to College. Simpson’s inspiration to go to  school can be traced back to one man, no, not Arsenio Hall, but Dan Brown who wrote the Da Vinci Code. Apparently, Jessica loved the book (I’m guessing she just saw the movie) so much that she wants to study religion in college. Can anyone confirm she finished high school ? More from Page Six:

JESSICA Simpson wants to head off to college to study theology – and watching TV was her inspiration. “I’ve been contemplating taking a college course in religion,” the bubblehead told Marie Claire. “I love religion. I remember whenever the book ‘The Da Vinci Code’ came out, the Discovery Channel did this three-night piece on it that I TiVoed and then watched eight times.” We just hope someone advises her not to include that bit in her application letter.

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Oh, Don’t Worry, There’s Nothing Wrong With Britney Spears

Posted by Mike on December 4, 2008

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The Result Of Heidi’s O’Face Came From ?

Posted by Mike on December 2, 2008

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A) She just realized she married Spencer

B) Someone is fondling their genitals at Heidi as she approaching

C) She was poking fun with the papprazzi showing them that she hasn’t made an O’ Face since she started to date Spencer

D) She found out that Manny Ramirez did not accept arbitration

E) The hairy palms of Spencer were a bit too much for her (Editor’s note: if she thinks those are hairy wait till she sees mine)

F) She heard that Lauren Conrad’s sextape is off the market, because of the massive amount of growth in her ankles since season two.

G) The paparazzi told Heidi that its true that Audrina makes $60,000 an episode

H) It was announced over the loud speakers at LAX that Zippa finally has a job!

I) Due to the plastic surgery, her face has been pulled back so far that she is giving a constant O’ Face

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Happy 27th Birthday Britney!

Posted by Mike on December 2, 2008

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I never thought this day would come. After Britney shaved her head, I took her in my death pool for 2007. Needless to say, I lost that bet. Now, my girl is rejuvenated and looking for a new man in her life that is financially set, with a very large package. If that doesn’t describe me, I don’t know what does. So, for all of us at Sons of Bill Simmons, Happy Birthday, Britney Jean Spears !

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A-Rod And Madonna Looking For A Love Shack

Posted by Mike on December 2, 2008

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From Page Six:

MADONNA and Alex Rodriguez are quietly shopping for love nests on the Upper East Side and on the East End, sources told Page Six.

A knowledgeable real estate source tells us the kabbalah-crazed pop queen and the skirt-chasing power hitter are “discreetly looking at properties between Fifth and Park avenues, from just above 60th Street through the 80s.

“Madonna personally came to look at one house a couple of months ago, and Alex has been looking recently,” the insider said. “We’re talking about private, double-width mansions in the vicinity of $30 million to $60 million.”

Madge and A-Rod are also interested in scoring a house “with a garage that you can drive into for additional privacy – although those are rare and hard to come by,” our spy added. Another source said they were also looking in the Hamptons.

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Sooners Favorites Over Longhorns If They Played Again

Posted by Mike on December 2, 2008

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From Pregame.com:

Las Vegas, Nevada (December 1, 2008) – Oklahoma has prevailed over Texas to advance to the Big 12 Championship game. The BCS standings were the deciding factor in this controversial decision.

According to RJ Bell of Pregame.com, Las Vegas agrees: Played on a neutral field today, the Oklahoma Sooners would be approximately a 6-point favorite over the Texas Longhorns.

Oklahoma was a 7-point favorite when they lost to Texas earlier this season on a neutral field.

 

RJ Bell of Pregame.com said: “Vegas deals in facts, and the betting professionals believe that Oklahoma is clearly the superior team.”

 

Florida would be favored against any team in the country on a neutral field, and Alabama would be clear underdogs against both Oklahoma and Texas on a neutral field, according to RJ Bell of Pregame.com.

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Jews To Get Payback On Mel Gibson

Posted by Mike on December 1, 2008

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According to the National Enquirer, actor, director, and all about hater of Jews, Mel Gibson’s wife is set to file for divorce and seek a huge sum of Gibson’s $900 Million dollar fortune. There have pictures all across the Internet (here and here) depicting Gibson as a drunk, adulterer. Which will then allow his wife to land a very large sum of money and be the #1 cougar on the prowl. Hey, Ms. Gibson, if you’re a reader of the site I’d love a date. My treat. How’s Ground Round sound ? In what’s sure to make this divorce even more entertaining, is when/if his soon to be ex-wife hires a Jewish lawyer. I can see it now, when her lawyer asks Mel a few questions, Gibson will respond to the lawyer: ” Are you a Jew”, the lawyer: “of course, how many lawyers do you know that are not Jewish ? Gibson” F*cking Jews!”. This will undoubtedly be the number one story for weeks on Entertainment Tonight and Access Hollywood.

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