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Have A Great Weekend!

Posted by Mike on December 5, 2008

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Spank Bank-Jillian Beyor

Posted by Mike on December 5, 2008

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Hilary Duff Is Smuggling Tic-Tacs

Posted by Mike on December 5, 2008

Hilary Duff Shopping At A Pet Store

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Would You Let Heidi Mount You ?

Posted by Mike on December 5, 2008

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Somewhere, Tommy 2 Pair Is Weeping

Posted by Mike on December 4, 2008

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From the LA Times:

A fire broke out early this morning at the Body Shop, a landmark strip club in West Hollywood. The Los Angeles County Fire Department said the fire was reported at 6:46 a.m. at the club at 8250 Sunset Boulevard.

About 40 firefighters were battling the blaze, said Art Marrujo, a dispatch supervisor with Los Angeles County Fire. Television helicopters showed flames flaring through the roof. Firefighters said they didn’t know what caused the fire.

“It’s too early in the investigation to know,” Marrujo said.

UPDATE: After about an hour, the fire was knocked down at 7:43 a.m., said L.A. County Fire Inspector Frank Garrido. No one was injured. Initial reports showed smoke and fire coming out of the building, with fire in the attic and flames through the roof of the single-story building, Garrido said.

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Hey Lindsay, That’s A Great Ass!!!

Posted by Mike on December 4, 2008

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Would You Deliberately Get Thrown Out Of A Game To Spend Time With Your Wife; If She Looked Like This?

Posted by Mike on December 4, 2008

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If I said it once, I’ll say it a million times, soccer players have the best wives/girlfriends of all professional athletes. So much so, that Rafael Van der Vaart intentionally got a penile implant his fifth yellow card so he could go to his wife’s 30th birthday party, reports Dirty Tackle. Now that’s love. Or, he just thought his wife wanted to be gang-banged by the whole Ivory Coast team and refused to miss such a family event. Which I hear the Dutch love. More from Dirty Tackle:

His former manager claims that in the 28th league game of the 2007/2008 season, Hamburg lost at home to Duisburg.

Before the match had begun, Stevens said to his assistant: “Van der Vaart will deliberately pick up a fifth yellow card. His wife is celebrating her 30th birthday and he wants to be there.”

Stevens was right. Van der Vaart kicked the ball away after the referee had blown the whistle and duly earnt a yellow card.

Three days later the team played Hertha BSC in Berlin – without superstar Rafael – where they drew 0-0. And there was one happy WAG, Sylvie van der Vaart, who got to celebrate her birthday with her husband.

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A.J. Burnett To The Braves ?

Posted by Mike on December 4, 2008

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From NY Daily News:

Just as they were finalizing a trade for Javier Vazquez, the Braves were preparing a five-year offer for A.J. Burnett, according to sources. Burnett, considered the No.2 starter on the market, was expected to wait for Sabathia to make the first move. But with the Yankees, Red Sox and Blue Jays all apparently hesitant to give Burnett a fifth year, the 31-year-old might jump at Atlanta’s offer before Sabathia makes his decision.

From AJC.com:

Keep in mind, the Braves have money to spend, and I’m told they are going to make a very competitive offer real soon for Burnett, probably even guarantee the fifth year to lessen the likelihood of him waiting around for one of the teams spurned by CC Sabathia to make him (Burnett) a desperation offer.

The Braves can probably go $15-16 mill a year in a five-year deal for Burnett. They’re in a good position relative to most teams, because with this economy suppressing some expected free-agent salaries, it’s a good time to be a buyer.

Having $40 mill to spend (or whatever the Braves have and are willing to spend) is a little like being a first-time home buyer right now, with a down payment socked away and no home you have to sell before you move in to a new one. The Braves can afford to sign Burnett and also perhaps sign a power-hitting free agent outfielder or trade for one with a big salary.

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Jessica Simpson Wants To Goto College. No Joke

Posted by Mike on December 4, 2008

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Maybe after all, Tony Romo is getting through to Jessica Simpson. How you ask ? Because according to Page Six, the bodacious blonde wants to go to College. Simpson’s inspiration to go to  school can be traced back to one man, no, not Arsenio Hall, but Dan Brown who wrote the Da Vinci Code. Apparently, Jessica loved the book (I’m guessing she just saw the movie) so much that she wants to study religion in college. Can anyone confirm she finished high school ? More from Page Six:

JESSICA Simpson wants to head off to college to study theology – and watching TV was her inspiration. “I’ve been contemplating taking a college course in religion,” the bubblehead told Marie Claire. “I love religion. I remember whenever the book ‘The Da Vinci Code’ came out, the Discovery Channel did this three-night piece on it that I TiVoed and then watched eight times.” We just hope someone advises her not to include that bit in her application letter.

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Erin Andrews Going For The Repeat

Posted by Mike on December 4, 2008

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Will she win Playboy’s Sexiest Sportscaster of the year, again ? We here at Sons of Bill Simmons will definitely be masterbating voting numerous times for the apple of every ESPN viewers eye. As many of you may know, last season Andrews took home her first title as America’s sexiest sportscaster, awarded to her by Playboy. Since that award, Andrews has continued to impress with her beauty and brains, both on and off the field. It looks like she is a shoe-in to win the award, yet again. I’m setting the odds of her victory at 1 to 3. To cast your vote, click here. (it will bring you to Playboy.com, just a heads-up if you’re at work)

Thanks to Busted Coverage

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