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Jews To Get Payback On Mel Gibson

Posted by Mike on December 1, 2008

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According to the National Enquirer, actor, director, and all about hater of Jews, Mel Gibson’s wife is set to file for divorce and seek a huge sum of Gibson’s $900 Million dollar fortune. There have pictures all across the Internet (here and here) depicting Gibson as a drunk, adulterer. Which will then allow his wife to land a very large sum of money and be the #1 cougar on the prowl. Hey, Ms. Gibson, if you’re a reader of the site I’d love a date. My treat. How’s Ground Round sound ? In what’s sure to make this divorce even more entertaining, is when/if his soon to be ex-wife hires a Jewish lawyer. I can see it now, when her lawyer asks Mel a few questions, Gibson will respond to the lawyer: ” Are you a Jew”, the lawyer: “of course, how many lawyers do you know that are not Jewish ? Gibson” F*cking Jews!”. This will undoubtedly be the number one story for weeks on Entertainment Tonight and Access Hollywood.

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2 Responses to “Jews To Get Payback On Mel Gibson”

  1. raginrondo said

    Does the Ground Round exist anymore?? i swear they’re out of business…but I did love those fried dough things they had.

  2. McChanski said

    free fucking popcorn!

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