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Two People Get Busy In The Metrodome Bathroom

Posted by Mike on November 26, 2008


Two people were arrested over the weekend for doing the nasty in the Metrodome bathroom. Big deal, right ? People do this every weekend at sporting events. I know, I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom, but I digress. What makes this story so interesting, is who the two people that were arrested were released too. The guy got released to his girlfriend. That probably wasn’t a fun ride home. And the woman, well, she got released to her husband. I don’t think there will be much of a Thanksgiving at that house. More from MNDaily:

Two visitors from Iowa engaged in public sexual activities Saturday during the last Gophers football game at the Metrodome, according to a police report.

According to the report:

A Metrodome security worker saw two sets of feet surrounded by dropped pants and underwear underneath a disability-stall door. He peeked through the stall door’s crack and saw two people engaging in intercourse.

By the time officers entered the bathroom to break up the conspicuous couple, a crowd of 15 onlookers had gathered around the over-occupied stall “cheering and laughing.”

After the officers split up the couple and cited both with indecent conduct — a misdemeanor — the male, 26, was released to his girlfriend. The female, 38, was released to her husband. Neither of the offenders’ partners were engaged in the explicit act.


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