Sevens Words I Never Thought I’d Say- I Wish I Played Soccer In Denmark
Posted by Mike on November 21, 2008
I’m beginning to think, that being a professional soccer player might be the one of the top three jobs in the world today. Right next to being a bullpen catcher, and a fluffer for porn videos. Especially if you play for FC Copenhagen. The team needed some motivation to get going, so one of the club sponsor’s came up with an idea to “have been offered a win bonus of two porn videos” for every victory. And what has the team done with this need source of motivation ? “Team mates have risen to the challenge – winning nine of their first 13 games to go one point behind leaders Odense“. If porn can’t get you up for a game, what can ? More from the Daily Record :
FORMER Old Firm stars Libor Sionko and Ulrik Laursen have been offered a win bonus of two porn videos.
Ex-Rangers midfielder Sionko and former Hibs and Celtic defender Laursen now play in Denmark for FC Copenhagen.
One of the club’s sponsors, sex movie distributors BN Agentur, have promised the squad two porn movies every time they win.
Laursen, Sionko and team mates have risen to the challenge – winning nine of their first 13 games to go one point behind leaders Odense.
Copenhagen, known locally as FCK, screen the films at their training ground – although they refuse to reveal who gets to keep them afterwards.
Club chairman Flemming Ostergaard said: “As far as I am concerned, there is nothing wrong with it.”