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Why Do Hot Chicks Have Ugly Girlfriends ?

Posted by Mike on November 13, 2008

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Why is it that every hot chick that all of sudden becomes lesbian for a few months dates an ugly chick ? I know in lesbianism, its all about fingers and tongue length, but can’t any of these chicks find a broad who is somewhat comparable in the looks department ? The trend was started by Lindsay Lohan and that very masculine woman she dates. Now, its my favorite Brit, Jodie Marsh dating a chick who looks like an uglier version of PinkJenna Jameson would never stand for this. When Jameson decided to munch some celebrity carpet she went with Aubrey O’ Day. Every other chick just decides to do what I do when I’m sober: go ugly.

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