It’s Official: Madonna Is Certifiable
Posted by Mike on November 12, 2008
Here is my list of 13 demands to Madonna, if and when she wants to fornicate with me:
- She must refer to me as the Czar
- When I ask her to learn “Greek“, she must know it has nothing to do with the language
- She must factor my social security number
- The carpet and the drapes must match. I’m firm on this.
- If and when I “finish” early she must say “swing and a miss” just like Joe Castiglione
- I would like to dip my head in oil and rub it all over her body
- Anal beads are a must. Again, I am firm on this.
- Me, her, and A-Rod should partake in at least one night of Twister
- The words “hand manipulation” shall never be uttered
- Like a Virgin shall be played throughout the house as I taint Madonna for life
- My balls shall be doused with Baby Powder both before and after my dirty deeds
- I require a hot, warm, cloth after the escapades take place, just like how the lovely Asian women give me in Providence after my “massage”
- She must perform this song in concert and dedicate to me each night