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God, I Hate Joey Porter

Posted by Mike on November 3, 2008

On Saturday night, Joey Porter returned to the place where he got shot in the ass. I only wish that he pulled his groin or hamstring after the celebration with his Alma mater Colorado State Rams. It wouldn’t be the first time Porter pulled his groin while celebrating. After his traditional kick of the dirt after he gets a sack, Porter once kicked the dirt a bit too hard and pulled his groin. Couldn’t happen to a better guy. Porter just maybe the most unlikeable guy in the NFL. Even Tom Brady once called him an a-shole. Oh, and if you’re wondering why he is such a douche, just watch what he does in Las Vegas to Cincinnati Bengals offensive linemen Levi Jones.


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