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Wes Welker Is The Shit. Literally

Posted by Mike on October 31, 2008

In keeping with the Halloween theme, we must tell you what your New England Patriots wide receiver Wes Welker was for Halloween one year. It’s extremely clever, but yet disgusting at the same time. According to Pro Football Talk:

“I dressed up as poop one year,” Welker said.  “It was hard to make out what it was, so, you know, I taped some corn on it.”

This costume seems to be more suitable for Laurence Maroney, since he played like shit before he got hurt.


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