Sons of Bill Simmons

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I’m Gonna Have To Use This Line

Posted by Mike on October 31, 2008

The daughter of Yahoo! tycoon, Courtenay Semel got into an altercation with a security guard at Caesars Palace in Las Vegas. The girlfriend of Tila Tequila managed to “allegedly pummeling him in a drunken stupor”, according to TMZ. But, that’s not the best part of the story. Apparently, this Semel broad is a bit feisty, and after she bitch-slapped this security guard she told him ” Do you even know who I am,  F-cking idiot ? Google me, you dumb f-ck!”. Is that not the sexiest thing you have ever heard come from the lips of a women, besides I take it in the third-input ? But, still if a woman EVER tells you to Google her, it should be legal to either A. Forcibly teabag her or B. Pull a Brett Myers. More from TMZ:

A security guard at Caesars Palace in Las Vegas is suing the daughter of former Yahoo honcho Terry Semel for allegedly pummeling him in a drunken stupor.

In a lawsuit filed yesterday in L.A. County Superior Court, Jaroslaw Jarczok claims he was working security last August at 4:00 AM at PURE Nightclub when Courtenay was “quite intoxicated due to alcohol and/or chemical or other substances.” He claims she got all foul-mouthed on him.

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