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Scott Eyre Does Not Think Highly Of Bud Selig

Posted by Mike on October 29, 2008

After the debacle that he caused Monday night in game 5 of the World Series, Bud Selig has left many people questioning his ability as Commissioner of baseball. Not to mention many Vegas gamblers unhappy. If you picked the Tampa Bay Rays to win the World Series, no matter what happens you lost. The Rays can comeback and win in seven games, and you’ll still lose. Due to Vegas calling Game 5 an official game. Ouch! Bud better watchout for this guy. The decision to actually play the game left many people upset, especially a couple of Phillies who have summed up the ability of Selig in a few short sentences:

“That (expletive deleted) guy,” one pitcher said as he saw commissioner Bud Selig before walking out the back door of the clubhouse. “I wouldn’t let him supervise one of my (bowel movements). He has no clue. Not one (expletive deleted) clue.”

“(Expletive deleted),” one position player said in the direction of one television pausing only for a moment before leaving. “He’s a moron. How stupid can one person be?”

The man who wouldn’t let Bud Selig supervise his shit: Scott Eyre.


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