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15 Players For University Of North Texas Fail Drug Test

Posted by Mike on October 29, 2008

17% percent of the University of North Texas football team tested positive when the team conducted a drug test on the 86 members of the football team, reports DentonRC.com. Due to the 0-8 record, steroids have been ruled out. We hope. The coach of the team, Todd Dodge told the newspaper that “I don’t think we have a problem with drugs, but I will say that it’s every coach’s prerogative to test his team”. And I don’t have an extensive collection of Japanese porn that rivals Hideki Matsui. At least we know the boys at UNT weren’t using those performance-enhancing drugs that Congress wants to rid the country of. More from DentonRC.com:

Fifteen University of North Texas football players failed a drug test conducted this fall at the request of head coach Todd Dodge, according to documents obtained by the Denton Record-Chronicle through the Freedom of Information Act.

The Mean Green is off to the worst start in the history of the program at 0-8 heading into a game at Western Kentucky University on Sat­urday and has lost nine straight games overall.

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