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Dildo Anyone?

Posted by Mike on October 22, 2008

Thanks to With Leather:

A hockey game in the Swedish league was delayed because the fans threw dildos on the ice.  The reason being  is that a player on the opposing team Jan Hukko likes in the back door.  Yes, he videoed himself getting his ass plugged by a dildo.  He wasn’t doing it himself his girlfriend strapped one on and gave to him hard. Here is what he said:“That’s what people do when it comes to sex.” He filmed it on his cell phone, and his phone got stolen, the video got plastered and that is how the whole country of Sweden found out about it.  Then the fans littered the ice with dildos and signs saying “Bend over Bitch!”  Maybe Madonna is getting some ideas for Arod. Who am I kidding they probably do that every Friday for a Kaballah ritual.

Zippa

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One Response to “Dildo Anyone?”

  1. DDP said

    That’s the equivalent of people throwing jars of Peanut Butter on your floor as you blog Zippa. Would you be able to handle that ridicule haha.

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