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Archive for October, 2008

Halloween Pranks

Posted by Mike on October 31, 2008

Thanks to McChanski


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Have A Great Weekend!

Posted by Mike on October 31, 2008

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Would You Trade Coco Crisp For This Pitcher ?

Posted by Mike on October 31, 2008

Even though he may of had a disappointing end of the season, the Red Sox still consider Jacoby Ellsbury to be their center-fielder. That means maybe finally, the Sox will trade Coco Crisp. Crisp had an excellent year batting .283 with 7 HR’s 41 RBI’s 20 SB’s and terrific defense. Most say he outperformed Ellsbury. But, it’s time for the Red Sox to allow Ellsbury to play everyday no matter what the outcome, and then would entail shipping Coco out of town. Something he wanted before the start of the season. What’s bring us to the matter: What do you want for Coco ? The Red Sox are pretty much set everywhere except for catcher, but Coco isn’t going to land you the catcher of the future you were hoping. You might be able to package him in a deal to Texas for one of their young catchers. Would you spin Coco to an American League team whose pitcher claimed he did not want to be trade, but the team wants to get younger and athletic in the outfield, and this pitcher maybe used as bait to lure some like Coco Crisp. The pitcher was 12-16 this year with a 4.57 ERA, but he did have 200K’s and pitched over 200 innings for the fourth consecutive year. In 2007 though, he was 15-8 with a 4.74 ERA and 213 K’s. This pitcher is historically always somewhere in the fours with his ERA, but he’s a quality innings eater, that would be a fantastic number four or five. He could be insurance if the Sox actually moved Clay Buchholz. The Red Sox did have interest in this player years ago, so it could be a possibility. Also, the manager of the other club “has liked Crisp since the pest’s days with the Cleveland Indians“. This the final year of Coco’s contract. So, would you trade Coco Crisp for this pitcher ?

Click here to see who the pitcher is

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Martin Brodeur Get’s Bukakked By The Ice

Posted by Mike on October 31, 2008

This is Toronto Maple Leafs forward Niklas Hagman using his ice skates to create ice shavings in the face of New Jersey Devils goalie Martin Brodeur’s.

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Mike, How Do You Really Feel About New Yorkers ?

Posted by Mike on October 31, 2008

Is it possible that after just one game, New York Knicks coach Mike D’Antoni is already regretting his decision to coach the Knicks instead of the Chicago Bulls ? D’Antoni has already made news by benching both Eddy Curry and Stephon Marbury. Both players command a salary over $15 Million dollars a season. During opening night at Madison Square Garden, while the Knicks were beating the Miami Heat, the Knicks fans started to chant “We Want Steph”. The fans wanted to see their hometown guy, Stephon Marbury get in the game. As this chant was being chanted throughout the area, television cameras appeared to capture D’Antoni saying “Are they f-cking kidding me? Are they f-cking kidding me? What a bunch of a-sholes.” Mike, I couldn’t of summed it up better myself.

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Wes Welker Is The Shit. Literally

Posted by Mike on October 31, 2008

In keeping with the Halloween theme, we must tell you what your New England Patriots wide receiver Wes Welker was for Halloween one year. It’s extremely clever, but yet disgusting at the same time. According to Pro Football Talk:

“I dressed up as poop one year,” Welker said.  “It was hard to make out what it was, so, you know, I taped some corn on it.”

This costume seems to be more suitable for Laurence Maroney, since he played like shit before he got hurt.

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Isiah Thomas Will Not Be A Spokesperson For Lunesta

Posted by Mike on October 31, 2008

Recent reports show that former New York Knicks head honcho, Isiah Thomas actually stopped breathing when he police reported to his home last week. It hasn’t been officially said that it was Isiah, but the description of the person who police showed to help assist matched his description. Later on, Isiah said it was actually his daughter who had the “accidental overdose”. But Police quickly said that was not true. ESPN’s Henry Abbott reported that it was the sleep medication lunesta that Isiah took like they were M&M’s. More from ESPN:

A newly released police report indicates the person who called 911 about an overdose at Isiah Thomas‘ home believed the victim had stopped breathing.

The patient’s name is redacted from the Town of Harrison report, which was released Thursday night under a Freedom of Information request from The Associated Press.

In the report, a police officer says he went to the former Knicks coach’s home in the Purchase section of Harrison around midnight Oct. 23 in response to a report of “[blank] not breathing.”

“Upon my arrival I assisted [another officer] who was administering O2 to [blank] lying on the kitchen floor,” the report said.

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Exorcism Of Emily Rose

Posted by Mike on October 31, 2008

In the spirit of Halloween here is a short clip of the actual exorcism of Anneliese Michele. The movie was later changed to the name of Emily Rose. Anyways, pretty creepy shit, if you believe it or not.  Enjoy


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What A Coincidence!

Posted by Mike on October 31, 2008

At the same time that ESPN’s Erin Andrews was interviewing this Cincinnati Bearcats fan, ESPN happened to scroll across at the bottom of the screen “49ers coach Mike Singletary pulled down his pants”, coincidentally, I was doing the exact same thing when watching Ms. Andrews.

Thanks to Sports Hernia

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I’m Gonna Have To Use This Line

Posted by Mike on October 31, 2008

The daughter of Yahoo! tycoon, Courtenay Semel got into an altercation with a security guard at Caesars Palace in Las Vegas. The girlfriend of Tila Tequila managed to “allegedly pummeling him in a drunken stupor”, according to TMZ. But, that’s not the best part of the story. Apparently, this Semel broad is a bit feisty, and after she bitch-slapped this security guard she told him ” Do you even know who I am,  F-cking idiot ? Google me, you dumb f-ck!”. Is that not the sexiest thing you have ever heard come from the lips of a women, besides I take it in the third-input ? But, still if a woman EVER tells you to Google her, it should be legal to either A. Forcibly teabag her or B. Pull a Brett Myers. More from TMZ:

A security guard at Caesars Palace in Las Vegas is suing the daughter of former Yahoo honcho Terry Semel for allegedly pummeling him in a drunken stupor.

In a lawsuit filed yesterday in L.A. County Superior Court, Jaroslaw Jarczok claims he was working security last August at 4:00 AM at PURE Nightclub when Courtenay was “quite intoxicated due to alcohol and/or chemical or other substances.” He claims she got all foul-mouthed on him.

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