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This Is A Rather Odd Fetish

Posted by Mike on September 30, 2008

Who’d ever think that a six-foot, 335 pound NFL defensive linemen could be such a fan of Spongebob ? I guess by his attire exhibited in the photo above, and a story on baller alert, Hollis Thomas is that big of a Spongebob fan. The New Orleans Saints defensive tackle sleeps on Spongebob sheets, rocks a Spongebob medallion on his necklace, and watches Spongebob during sex.  The 13-year NFL veteran certainly has one of the more unique obsessions. It could be worse. At least he’s not obsessed with drugs or penis pumps. I wonder if his child is not a fan of Spongebob, do you think Hollis would consider the child a disappointment ? More from Baller Alert:

To Whom It May Concern: Hollis Thomas is a 34 year old, 13 year NFL veteran. He is stubborn, lovable, & friendly. He is your typical NFL baller… however; he has a fetish with Spongebob. This man is obsessed with Spongebob. He sleeps on Spongebob sheets, rocks a Spongebob medallion on his necklace, and watches Spongebob during sex. His room is chalked full of everything Spongebob, he references Spongebob during his conversations!!! I think he once he gets a hold of something he refuses to let it go… the only thing he has been releasing lately is his receding hairline. I would call him weird but even weirdos have a method to their madness. You can catch him coloring Spongebob pictures with felt markers or playing a Spongebob game on one of his many gaming consoles. He wears Spongebob underwear like they are the latest pair of Calvin Klein’s.

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