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The Most Dangerous Job In College

Posted by Mike on September 30, 2008

No, it’s not being a student at Penn State, but its being a quarterback for the University of Oregon. The Ducks of Oregon have lost seven quarterbacks to injuries in less than one year. That’s more than the total number of  sexual partners I’ve had in the past two years. I’m not sure there are this many injuries on the Deadliest Catch. Still with this wide rash of injuries at the quarterback position, the Ducks have still managed to go 4-1 in that time. It’s always fun to be the starting quarterback because that’s how you get all the dirty girls, but if you’re a quarterback at Oregon you’ll quickly turn into Lance Harbor.


One Response to “The Most Dangerous Job In College”

  1. jrwojdylo said

    ouch! at least Oregon has a winning record though.

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