Sons of Bill Simmons

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Jessica Too Drunk To Party

Posted by Mike on September 22, 2008

The picture on the right comes from a Marc Jacobs party in New York that Jessica Simpson attended, and according to Pop Crunch she was a wee bit too drunk for the shindig. By the picture on the left, it sure looks like she recovered just fine enough to attend her boo’s game against the Green Bay Packers Sunday night. And by not wearing her famous pink Cowboys jersery, the Boys’ beat the Packers 27-16 (and they covered which is more important). Simpson is lucky Sons of Bill Simmons wasn’t home to get their invitation to the party, because that would have been the end of Simpson/Romo love affair. One look at the Commish and Simpson would have fallen head-over-heels for the Sons of Bill Simmons leader, or she just would have fell because she drank like the wild southern belle she is. More from Pop Crunch:

“Jessica was stumbling around the party slurring her words and barely able to stand. It was embarrassing! In New York, it doesn’t matter who you are If you’re acting like a fool, no one will stand for it.”

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