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Archive for May, 2008

Can they do it?

Posted by Mike on May 30, 2008

Tonight is the night that the Boston Celtics can reach the NBA Finals, and fill the NBA’s dreams of a Celtics/Lakers match up. It’s going to be pretty darn impossible to close out the Pistons on their home court, especially in such a meaningful game. However, the “injury” to Rip Hamilton could drastically eaffect the Pistons offense, but watch out for Rip these are the type of games were he can go for 30. Also, with just one win on the road the Celtics haven’t truly shown their able to win such a big game on the oppositions home floor. The Pistons are going to come out swinging just like they did in Game 4, if the Celts can keep it close at halftime they have a great chance, but it just might be too tough of a game for them to pull off. Their going to need a big game again from Perk and Ray Allen, if those two can play just like they did in Game 5, they get a great shot. It’s going to take a big effort to pull it out (I bet Travis Henry wish he could too) and were going to see just what this team is made of.

Prediction: Pistons 96 Celtics 84


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Would you hit it?

Posted by Mike on May 30, 2008

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Spank Bank-Leah

Posted by Mike on May 30, 2008


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Which one is worse?

Posted by Mike on May 30, 2008



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What’s your favorite Don Cherry suit?

Posted by Mike on May 30, 2008

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Tomase does it again!

Posted by Mike on May 30, 2008

Poor Willie Andrews. Tomase, just can’t get any stories right these days. First it was bashing the Patriots and Belichick, and now he’s trying to spew bad info about Patriot players.I hope Matt Walsh wasn’t his source for this story.The O/U for his last day is July 20, 2008.

Posted by John Tomase at 3:06 pm
Patriots defensive back Willie Andrews was front and center today to address his offseason arrest for marijuana possession with intent to distribute.

Andrews was pulled over in Lowell on Feb. 5, just two days after the Super Bowl, with three bags of pot totaling a half pound. He also had $6,808 in cash. The case was recently continued without a finding for a year. During that time, Andrews must speak to student athletes about the dangers of narcotics, pay a $1,000 fine and complete an NFL substance abuse program.

“It’s a dead issue,” Andrews said. “It’s over. It’s not brought up out here and I know it won’t be brought up out here. It’s just back to work now.”

“It was a situation I shouldn’t have been in in the first place, but we all make mistakes and you’ve got to learn from those,” Andrews continued. “I just hated that it had to be that type of situation for me to learn from, but that’s the hand I was dealt, so you’ve got to play the cards.”

UPDATE (4:20 p.m.): The original post said three pounds of pot. It was three bags, totaling half a pound. Thanks to colleague Karen Guregian and a trio of eagle-eyed readers for pointing it out.

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Kimbo Slice

Posted by Mike on May 30, 2008

Here is a preview for Saturday night’s fight.

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Clay Aiken is a dad

Posted by Mike on May 29, 2008

I know what your saying that Clay Aiken likes it in the butt, and your right! This 50-year old broad was artificially inseminated with Clay’s man juice. So Aiken didn’t exactly hit it.What do you think Aiken used to get off ? My guess is old episodes of Dawson’s Creek.Seeing Belichick making out with a hot broad and Aiken now producing kids, these are two things I thought I’d never see. And too think it all happened in one day!

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Spank Bank-Anyssa

Posted by Mike on May 29, 2008


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Kobe’s Mistress

Posted by Mike on May 29, 2008

This is a picture of 18-year old Vanessa Curry, who LA Laker Kobe Bryant is said to of had an affair with. Curry was a Laker girl whom just happened to quit her job as the playoffs started. Most likely she was forced out of her job after the club found out about the affair.They said she left because she wanted to focus on becoming a host. She has a very similar resemblance to Bryant’s wife. This story is breaking at the perfect time for the Lakers. Photos are said to becoming!

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