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Archive for January, 2008

Would you want to play for this guy?

Posted by Mike on January 18, 2008

Just think this guy actually was a leader of men, and even won a couple of Super Bowls.  I guess this is what happens when you coach the Dolphins, or when you accidentally take some of Bradshaw’s meds.

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Phillip Rivers

Posted by Mike on January 18, 2008

According to Butch Stearns on WEEI, Rivers has a torn ACL

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Giants in Trouble. Umenyiora traded to Cleveland

Posted by Mike on January 17, 2008

New Yorks Giants star defensive end Osi Umenyiora may have recently signed a contract extension with the Giants, but apparently he’d rather be playing in Cleveland and not with the Browns. Take a read: http://claudi-osi.blogspot.com/2008/01/osi-likes-it-nasty.html

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Consensual Horseplay

Posted by Mike on January 17, 2008

Word is the woman in the Randy Moss case hurt her finger. Randy’s lawyers are calling it “consensual horseplay”. We still awaiting word on where she may have put it, but word from the Patriots locker room is that Randy has had irritable bowel syndrome for a few days. Her finger was  not cut nor fractured.  Also Randy is doing fine! More importantly we have found out the identity of the woman with her picture!

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Earthquake

Posted by Mike on January 17, 2008

I cannot stress this enough. This guy is the best comic in world. Chris Rock ain’t got shit on Quake. Nobody can say Condoleezza quite like my brother from another mother. Watch this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41mms4J7LhI&feature=related

One More: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dxm4Df31qtI

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ESPN

Posted by Mike on January 17, 2008

For all you who think that Mike Tirico is just this nice guy from Syracuse, whom happens to do play-by-play for MNF, your wrong! Take a read: http://deadspin.com/sports/top/here-are-those-tirico-stories-we-hinted-at-last-week-191242.php

I bet you guys would love to see the pictures on Sean Salisbury phone: http://deadspin.com/sports/sean-salisbury/if-sean-salisbury-asks-you-to-look-at-his-phone-dont-do-it-226599.php

If your having trouble with the ladies, take a word of advice from Chris Berman. Somebody has got to use this line: http://deadspin.com/sports/chris-berman/he-could-go-all-the-way-166410.php

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Randy Moss

Posted by Mike on January 17, 2008

Randy Moss, when asked how he was going to pay off the woman “straight cash homey”. It’s clearly apparent that this woman is strictly trying to get cash from Mr. Moss. The newest rumor is that they did the nasty the night she got hurt, and that she accidentally hurt her hand on the door. She reportedly asked for $500,000 from Randy. Now that’s a Randy Ratio. For the complete affidavit look her: http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/0116081moss1.html

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Some must see video links

Posted by Mike on January 17, 2008

The craziest poker hand ever! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNz-Duyx3Lc

The best wedding dance since K-Fed did the running man to Britney: http://glumbert.com/media/weddingfirstdance

This has to be the most racist 4-year old girl in the world http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYpbWoaKvksAlright,

I know you don’t like it perhaps it’s a bit gay, but this guy is worth watching. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWBhgG85h_4

 And last but not least, a Geography teacher with a gambling problem.

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Back by Popular demand!!!!!!!!!

Posted by Mike on January 17, 2008

Get ready folks this sucka is back!!!!!!!!!!!

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