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Archive for January, 2008

Bill Burr on Marriage

Posted by Mike on January 31, 2008

Boston’s Best Comic

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Retard’s are in control of Presidential Election

Posted by Mike on January 31, 2008

This is from the 2004 Presidential Election. It’s a list in order of IQ, from Highest to lowest and whom they voted for. The Blue is for John Kerry and Red is for George W. Bush.

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Chris Berman goes nuts!

Posted by Mike on January 31, 2008

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Move over Ron Jeremy

Posted by Mike on January 31, 2008

  Long Wang
Long Wang
Player Profile
Class:
Freshman
Hometown:
Cary, N.C.
High School:
Cary
Height / Weight:
5-9 / 157

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Ocho Cinco in New England?

Posted by Mike on January 31, 2008

Looks like Randy Moss isn’t the only high profile receiver who wanted to play for the Patriots. According to Mike Reiss, Chad Johnson is on his hands and knees praying to play for New England.

When approached by a Boston reporter, Johnson said: “I’m going to be playing for your team next year.” When the reporter laughed, Johnson put his hands together as if he were praying and looked to the heavens.

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NFL Draft

Posted by Mike on January 28, 2008

The Patriots met with the following players at this past weekends Senior Bowl:

Chad Henne QB Michigan

Lavelle Hawkins WR Cal

Jamar Adams S  Michigan

Charles Godfrey CB Iowa

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Elisha Nelson Manning

Posted by Mike on January 25, 2008

OK, I’ll admit it. He has played well down the stretch. He has even outplayed Brett Favre in Green Bay, in the biggest game of his life. But, come on this is Eli, who threw 23 td’s to 20 int’s this year. Let’s be honest he’s playing well right now. This two-week lay off is going to hurt the G-Men and kill their momentum. They do have an excellent defense, but can you picture this guy( look below) outplaying Tom Brady in the Super Bowl?

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Dana Jacobson

Posted by Mike on January 25, 2008

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If you really need some

Posted by Mike on January 25, 2008

If your lonely or just think George Costanaza had a brilliant idea check out site. No phone calls, no pop-ins, or even dates! It’s a dream come true

http://conjugalharmony.com/browse.html

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AFC Championship

Posted by Mike on January 18, 2008

The talk around the league is how the Chargers are going to give the Patriots a game; after all they won their last six regular season games, and seven out of their last eight. Those numbers folks are completely misleading. The last six games they played in the regular season the teams have a combined 37-59 record and the  seventh game they won out of the eight was the Colt game were Vinatieri missed the chip shot field goal. And if you really want to look at it closer there a Kenton Keith bobble from watching this game at home this week. Now, come the news that Rivers may have a torn ACL, and that Gates maybe out (according to Peter King), but even if Gates plays how effective will he be? He’s having hard enough time getting off the line of scrimmage. It’s possible that Billy Volek, like the rest of the backups have this year, could give the Patriots a game, but in such an important and meaningful game do you really see the Patriots getting beaten by a backup quarterback? Neither do I. The Chargers wide-outs could give the Patriots a bit of a scare, especially Vincent Jackson versus Jesus Jones. This game will not be like the week two game, weather conditions will have a lot to do with that. The one common opponent these teams really have had was the Jaguars which the Chargers lost to 24-17. This game definitely will not be a blowout, but the Patriots should win this game rather handily. One final note is that this should be the final home game for the careers of Troy Brown and possibly Tedy Bruschi.

Prediction: Patriots 34-17

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