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Archive for August, 2007

Peter McNeely

Posted by Mike on August 22, 2007

 It appears his boys can swim! McNeely is making a comeback for get this”I slipped one past the goalie,” the jovial McNeeley [said]. “I”m not sure the sex. We have an ultrasound in September. She’s hoping for a boy, I’m hoping for a happy, healthy baby”. I’m sure in a few years this child will need donations. http://deadspin.com/sports/yo%21/you-know-youve-missed-peter-mcneeley-292169.php

Here is a pic of the women that McNeely dipped his poison into: http://www.remedycash.com/fhgbbm/chocolatecandy/7.JPG

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UFC

Posted by Mike on August 22, 2007

Brandon Vera has re-upped with UFC with a new six fight contract. Also, Vera will fight Tim Sylvia at UFC 77.

-With UFC 74 Saturday here is a preview of Randy “The Natural” Couture who will fight Gabriel Gonzaaga who trains in Ludlow, Ma. Checkout this video: http://www.dailymotion.com/relevance/search/randy%2Bcouture/video/xuilq_a-farewell-to-captain-america

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Cask’n Flagon

Posted by Mike on August 22, 2007

ESPN did it’s Top 10 baseball bar and grills and Cask ‘N Flagon was listed as #2

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Celtics News

Posted by Mike on August 22, 2007

Apparently, Ruben Patterson siad he would like to play for either the Celtics or the Miami Heat. The problem with Patterson isn’t his play, its his past. Patterson has a history of being in trouble. His history is detailed in the book “Out of Bounds”.  

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Earthquake

Posted by Mike on August 20, 2007

This guy is the best living comic. Take a look at this vid: http://youtube.com/watch?v=xZ7GeBnM7VA&mode=related&search=

One more: http://youtube.com/watch?v=hPJn_kLomfs&mode=related&search=

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Bruins News

Posted by Mike on August 14, 2007

Look for the Bruins to be busy in the next few days. There’s talk about a possible trade with the New York Islanders, which would allow them to clear cap space for a D-Man, perhaps Markov?. Also their trying to move Aaron Ward aswell.

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Celtic News

Posted by Mike on August 14, 2007

– The Celtics are said to be close to signing recently bought out veteran Adonal Foyle. He could be a solid veteran to come off the bench.

– Also there are reports out of Israel that Sarunas Jasikevicius maybe close to joining the Celtics or possibly the Miami Heat.

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Asante Samuel

Posted by Mike on August 14, 2007

There are rumblings that Samuel and the Patriots may be near a deal. Now, I’m not sure if its a 1-year deal or if its a long term extension, but the sides are said to be close to an agreement.

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I left the View for this

Posted by Mike on August 13, 2007

Apparently, Rosie O’Donnell left the view so she could work on her future career in wet t-shirt contests. http://www.tmz.com/2007/08/13/rosies-wet-t-shirt-contest/

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The Return of the Iron Sheik

Posted by Mike on August 13, 2007

Any ideas for a caption on this pic http://howardstern.com/image.hs?ts=1&i=/34_30861.jpg. Listen to this you will die laughing http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6i9xZe-7Dc&mode=related&search= It’s worth listening to the whole thing.

-Also please listen to this http://jeffseby.tripod.com/stnsnds/antigaysermon.wma . It’s funny, but also wrong.

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