Today is the sixty-eighth birthday of the always sexy Raquel Welch. Which brings up the question, is Raquel Welch the hottest 68-year-old ever ? The Illinois native has aged with grace and beauty of Lola Luv’s body. Honestly, who is in the running to beat Raquel ? Pam Anderson ? she’ll be dead by the time she is 68, and too fake. Jessica Simpson ? As hot as she is now, there is now way she’ll age well, and once she puts out a kid or two, she’s gonna resemble Wynonna Judd. Scarlet Johansen? She may have an unreal rack now, but not a chance. You can just seeing her blowing up and getting fugly in her old age. The best any maybe only contender to compete with Raquel for hottest 68-year-old ever has got to be Jessica Alba. You can just see that she will always be looking good. Just look how after she had her kid she got her butt back into the gym and looking as hot as ever. My sleeper pick is Jennifer Aniston, who seems to get better with age. Not to mention she doesn’t want to have kids, which gives her a bit of an advantage in this race. But truly there may never be a person to compete with Raquel, she’s a freak, a rarity, something that happens only once every 700 years. She may be 68, but I’d still love to fornicate with Raquel.
The Howard Stern sidekick, and professed lover of the New York Yankees, has no love for the Yankees crosstown rival Mets. While in the past, Lange has referred to the Mets as “gay” or “a bunch of fags”, but his best ever line describing the first place team in the NL East came yesterday:
“You know there used to be a magazine called Assholes & Pussies? All it showed was close-ups of assholes and pussies.”
It looks like someone took Flavor Flav’s idea of wearing a clock around his neck to the extreme. I for one hope this catches on. Just imagine walking into a bar, club, or mall and seeing a bunch of people wearing a twenty inch rim around their necks. This new look could make the Cash Money Millionaires relevant again, and take Latrell Sprewell out of his financial mess. I one day hope to see this dub movement pickup.
Look at how many barriers these photos are breaking. These photos are the prime example of why College Football is fantastic for purposes other than gambling. This is the pregame of a University of Louisville game, and it just shows that in College Football everything goes. Beer Pong, sex, inter-racial love, that what College Football does. More pics can be seen here.
The latest babe to hit the LPGA Tour, Anna Rawson is definitely not a lesbian. In fact Rawson claims to have “penis envy”. Who doesn’t ? Rawson comments come from Oobgolf.com via Men’s Health, and dare I say I am now a very big fan of the LPGA’s newest sensation. Her tag-teamed with Natalie Gulbis is quite the tandem for the ladies on tour. The gals on the LPGA Tour were in desperate need of some much needed eye candy:
“I have penis envy,” Anna Rawson lets slip as she sits in the corner lounge of an upscale Manhattan hotel. “I could never be with a woman, because I’m just fascinated by what men can do with their bodies that we can’t.” She says this loudly, as if she’s often asked about the lesbian subculture that exists in her line of work — professional golf. Then she leans in conspiratorially, whispering, “This interview will definitely get me in trouble.”
Would you rather have a sexy, but drunk and passed out Elizabeth Hurley, or Star Jones after she just mowed a Hebrew National ? DWade was once a fan of Star, but I must go for the motionless Hurley. I prefer my women not to remember me. Also, how sexy is Hurley biting her finger ?
