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Zdeno Chara Is The NHL’s Chuck Norris

Posted by Mike on August 20, 2008

The Boston Bruins maybe a distant fourth when it comes to Boston sports, but they just may have the city’s toughest athlete. The Bruins captain, Zdeno Chara is known for his imposing size and vicious hits, and he also attempted to climb Mount Kilimanjaro this past summer. The Bruins defensemen has been criticized in the past for his lack of fighting, but there was talk that former coach Dave Lewis told him not to fight. Much has been said about Chara, some believe the B’s overpaid for him, and some say he is under-rated. No story about Chara is as good as this one courtesy of Rob Simpson:

During the second period, Devils defenseman Colin White, no slouch at 6-foot-2, 225 pounds, tussled with first-year Bruins captain Zdeno Chara, at 6-foot-9, 260 pound.
 
After the two disengaged, White started chirping. The verbal barrage continued intermittently for a few minutes; comments about Boston being out of the postseason, jabs about making tee times and, finally, personal comments about Chara’s teammates. The Boston captain had heard enough. As paraphrased by a couple of his fellow blueliners who watched with awe, Chara finished one second-period shift by following White to the Devils bench. When White sat down, Chara actually stepped onto the New Jersey bench, grabbed White by the front of the sweater and said, “Apologize now or I’m gonna drag you out in front of your fans and kick the %#&@& out of you!”
 
White said he was sorry.

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Pop The Champagne

Posted by Mike on July 23, 2008

Bruins fans, your prayers have been answered. The Boston Bruins have placed Glenn Murray on waivers according to the Boston Globe. If Murray goes unclaimed, which he will, the Bruins will save $2,766,667 this year. This is almost as good as when Hal Gill left town. Murray is the to the Bruins what Antoine Walker was to the Celtics, minus the veteran leadership. I cannot stress enough just how bad he real was this past year. Free at last, free at last, thank god almighty Glenn Murray is free at last.

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Marian Hossa

Posted by Mike on July 1, 2008

With Free Agency beginning at 12pm today, look for the Boston Bruins to be major players in the Marian Hossa sweepstakes. Contrary to what local Boston papers say, the Bruins will make a major push to get Zdeno Chara’s best friend and fellow Slovakian in the Black N’ Gold. There will be major competition coming from the Oilers and the Canadiens. This process should end quickly today, Hossa probably will be signed by someone a little after 12pm. I wouldn’t be holding my breath hoping that Hossa ends up in the hub of hockey. The Bruins, are only about 7 million under the cap, and if they miss out on Hossa don’t look for they to be major players on anybody else.

Update:NY Post reports Bruins are prepared to offer Hossa a 12 year 100 Million Dollar contract. The B’s would waive Manny Fernandez and Glenn Murray.

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Boston Bruins News

Posted by Mike on June 26, 2008

Bruins GM, Peter Chiarelli wants to make a big splash in the NHL Free Agency begining July 1st. The Bruins, have begun talks with both Defensemen Brian Campbell, and Winger Marian Hossa. Both are expected to be the top targets in free agency this off season. The Bruins must shed some money off the cap, so look for the B’s to move Glenn Murray, PJ Axelsson, and Phil Kessel. This is the most important off season for the B’s in 10 years, and if they can add a big name they’ll be able to make a good run next year. Hossa, is best friends with Bruins Captain Zdeno Chara. Just last week Hossa, turned down the Penguins offer of 7 years 50 Million. The B’s will sign one of these two.

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My dream has come true

Posted by Mike on May 20, 2008

Alright guys, lock it up! I have found my favorite site in the history of the Internet. The site Hot Chicks on Toilets is a new favorite of yours truly www.hotchicksontoilets.com . Were else can I see my two favorite things? Women and dropping a hit stick have to rank right up there with every guys favorite things there are, and hey why not combine the both of them. Their only missing one thing, something no man has ever received or seen a Blumpkin. Even if this doesn’t turn you on, it’s a good way to get used to it for when you get married and you start seeing your wife taking dumps like you never knew she could. What’s sexier then seeing a nice hot chick dropping off that egg salad that she just had for lunch? Come on, if you don’t like this something is wrong with you. Eventually Playboy will do a spread with hot chicks sitting on toilets. That is the world I want to live in, where seeing a chick on a toilet is sexy and not weird or perverted. Once Obama gets elected this will become socially acceptable.

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Boston Bruins

Posted by Mike on September 24, 2007

Just to get you ready for Hockey season watch these two clips:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-85qLSvztnQ watch all of this one.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgTYTAtm6pw

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Bruins News

Posted by Mike on August 14, 2007

Look for the Bruins to be busy in the next few days. There’s talk about a possible trade with the New York Islanders, which would allow them to clear cap space for a D-Man, perhaps Markov?. Also their trying to move Aaron Ward aswell.

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Bruins Trade

Posted by Mike on July 23, 2007

For any of you who care the Bruins just traded  away Goalie Hannu Toivonen to the St Louis Blues for Center  Carl Soderberg. http://www.hockeysfuture.com/prospects/carl_soderberg

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