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Hottest 68-Year-Old Ever ?

Today is the sixty-eighth birthday of the always sexy Raquel Welch. Which brings up the question, is Raquel Welch the hottest 68-year-old ever ? The Illinois native has aged with grace and beauty of Lola Luv’s body. Honestly, who is in the running to beat Raquel ? Pam Anderson ? she’ll be dead by the time she is 68, and too fake. Jessica Simpson ? As hot as she is now, there is now way she’ll age well, and once she puts out a kid or two, she’s gonna resemble Wynonna Judd. Scarlet Johansen? She may have an unreal rack now, but not a chance. You can just seeing her blowing up and getting fugly in her old age. The best any maybe only contender to compete with Raquel for hottest 68-year-old ever has got to be Jessica Alba. You can just see that she will always be looking good. Just look how after she had her kid she got her butt back into the gym and looking as hot as ever. My sleeper pick is Jennifer Aniston, who seems to get better with age. Not to mention she doesn’t want to have kids, which gives her a bit of an advantage in this race. But truly there may never be a person to compete with Raquel, she’s a freak, a rarity, something that happens only once every 700 years. She may be 68, but I’d still love to fornicate with Raquel.

Spank Bank: Emmanuelle Chriqui

 

Maybe Now We Know Why Britney Was A Bit Nuts

She maybe one of the top cougars in Hollywood, but Lynne Spears is certainly not mom of the year. The mom of Britney Spears had some rather “different” parenting skills for Britney while she was growing up according to her new book that the Daily Mail got a hold of. Mama Spears didn’t care that Britney drank, dated older man, and even had sex. Sounds like quite the parenting to me. As much as I would love to nail Lynne, I certainly won’t want her raising my kids. Now, Lynne can also try to ruin her newest grand kids life. Because Jamie-Lynne just had a baby a few months back. Is there any question that Lynne would bang her way to get her kids to the top ? I bet Lynne’s had more twenty-year olds in her mouth in the past few months, than Britney’s had Doritos.

Britney Spears’ mother is set to lift the lid on the troubled singer’s life - with revelations that she was drinking at 13 and lost her virginity the following year.

Lynne Spears claims Britney was drinking not long after joining joined Disney’s Mickey Mouse Club, a U.S. variety television show.

Mrs Spears also says her daughter lost her virginity aged 14 to an 18-year-old high school football player soon after she quit the programme.

source has told how Britney was dating the football star while at school, and how her mother encouraged the relationship because she thought it would make her more popular.

The budding singer spent a lot of time at her boyfriend’s house and eventually lost her virginity there.

Her mother later admitted she regretted allowing her to date an older boy but still allowed her to share her bedroom with new boyfriend, Justin Timberlake.

Mrs Spears was said to be sure the teenagers were having sex.

She did not raise any objections because she thought Britney was in love and Justin was good for her.

The book also reveals that she knew Britney, then 15, was experimenting with drugs when she went to Los Angeles to record her breakthrough album ‘Baby One More Time’.

She thought she was going through the typical teenage problems, but they seemed to be more than that, when the singer was allegedly caught boarding a private plane aged 16, cocaine and marijuana was found in her bag.

Britney was caught by her mother drinking alcohol as young as 13 but she reportedly didn’t mind her children drinking as long as she was there.

She appeared to have little control over her daughter’s party lifestyle, and by the age of 16, Britney was frequenting bars in New Orleans with her brother Bryan, who is five years older  than her.

In the book, Mrs Spears expresses how much she regrets handing over control of Britney’s career to managers and allowing her daughter to be promoted to as a sex object in raunchy videos at such a young age.

Apparently, Britney’s mother was told that if the singer was going to compete with sexier and older stars like Mariah Carey ’she needed to be marketed more like a ‘Lolita’.

Spank Bank: Malene Espensen

 

   

Serena Sends Venus To The Moon

The best ass to hit the Tennis circuit since Pete Sampras, Serena Williams ousted her sister Venus in yet another battle at the U.S. Open between these two battle tested sisters. In all honesty, I do not care at all about the U.S. Open, I just saw this fabulous picture of Serena and I had to put it up. I once said that when I die I would like to come back as Jessica Simpson’s tampon, but I have since changed and I now would love to come back as Serena’s tennis skirt. She quite possibly may have the best bum on the planet. For some it may be a bit too big, or muscular, but for this svelte, young Irishmen its simply Grade A pure American beef.

Jessica Has A Nickname For Romo Other Than Homo

As much as it sickens me to write this, I must just because I get to post a picture of my girl Jessica Simpson. The sexy vixen has a bit of a nickname for her boyfriend Dallas Cowboys Quarterback Tony Romo according to Star Magazine. The nickname that Jessica calls the QB is “FBD” it stands for Future Baby’s Daddy. My dreams of fornicating with the blonde bimbo are all but shot. I must say its a rather clever nickname that Jessica thought up, my ex-girlfriend used to call me- “The Pussy Killer”, not because I was good at sex, but because she never wanted to use it when she was with me. It was simply dead to her.

Tony Romo has been driving his Dallas Cowboys teammates crazy by constantly playing Jessica Simpson’s new country CD and singing his girlfriend’s praises. The quarterback is even handing out autographed copies of Do You Know to anyone who’ll take one. But he might not be so gung-ho if he knew Jessica’s secret nickname for him!

According to a friend, she calls Tony her FBD — future baby’s daddy — whenever she talks to her pals.

“She knows he’s not ready to get that serious, so she’s playing it cool,” says the friend. “Tony doesn’t know, of course.”

The 28-year-olds patched things up in late May.

Just Because

No words are necessary when putting up pictures of Erin Andrews.

This comes from Deadspin via Go Gamecocks.com

Pen Is Mightier

The latest babe to hit the LPGA Tour, Anna Rawson is definitely not a lesbian. In fact Rawson claims to have “penis envy”. Who doesn’t ? Rawson comments come from Oobgolf.com via Men’s Health, and dare I say I am now a very big fan of the LPGA’s newest sensation. Her tag-teamed with Natalie Gulbis is quite the tandem for the ladies on tour. The gals on the LPGA Tour were in desperate need of some much needed eye candy:

“I have penis envy,” Anna Rawson lets slip as she sits in the corner lounge of an upscale Manhattan hotel. “I could never be with a woman, because I’m just fascinated by what men can do with their bodies that we can’t.” She says this loudly, as if she’s often asked about the lesbian subculture that exists in her line of work — professional golf. Then she leans in conspiratorially, whispering, “This interview will definitely get me in trouble.”

Take Your Pick

Would you rather have a sexy, but drunk and passed out Elizabeth Hurley, or Star Jones after she just mowed a Hebrew National ?  DWade was once a fan of Star, but I must go for the motionless Hurley. I prefer my women not to remember me. Also, how sexy is Hurley biting her finger ?

Thanks to TMZ