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Evan Longoria Is Sick Of Your Eva Questions

Posted by Mike on October 3, 2008

Having a name that is eerily similar to Hollywood vixen Eva Longoria can be annoying I guess. That’s what is starting to bother Tampa Bay Rays third-basemen, Evan Longoria, who just happened to hit two home runs yesterday against the White Sox. When doing an interview with Yahoo!, the likely American League rookie of year, is sick of the Eva questions and wants more questions about chafing and how to rid one-self of burning during urination, or he wants to discuss baseball for a change:

Question: Why does every picture of you on the Internet look like the woman who’s married to Tony Parker?

Eva(n) Longoria: We’re not going to go through the whole interview talking about this, are we?

Q: There was an Internet report that Eva sent you champagne and you responded with a gift. What’s truth, what’s made-up crap?

EL: She sent me a bottle of champagne to congratulate me for making the All-Star team and she also sent me three jerseys to sign and send back to her.

Q: As an aside, let’s say the whole interview was about you and Eva Longoria. Why would that have been bad?

EL: I don’t… I’m done talking about that. I did it all through the minor leagues. That’s all I had to hear was her name associated with mine. I think we’re kind of past that. That’s all.

One Response to “Evan Longoria Is Sick Of Your Eva Questions”

  1. I wont have that problem my first name starts with an F, last name still is Longoria

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