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The Ghetto Workout

Posted by Mike on July 3, 2008

This is going to be bigger than the South Beach Diet. Yours truly has already be in this fitness program for the last 2 weeks, and I’m already starting to look like De-Bo, or just Tommy Morrison, minus the Aids. Trust me, forget about Jackie Warner, or even Body by Jake. This is the workout for the summer of 2008. Not to mention, all of the equipment is paid for by tax payers.

2 Responses to “The Ghetto Workout”

  1. texasheartland Says:

    Damn those guys have hard bodies… Whatever works though!

  2. DDP Says:

    Zippanut should ditch the Bowflex and move onto the ghetto workout ha. Maybe even create the guido workout and start curling some tomato plants from his backyard haha.

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