Cougar For Sale $$$

If you have $500,000 you can not only have Deven Trabosh, but you can also have her 2,000 square foot house as well. Sounds like a good deal too me! Trabosh, will even put a bit of a show on for you:

“I figured let’s combine the ad because I’m looking for love and I’m looking to sell the house,” said Trabosh, a Barbie-esque blonde who teeters around the nearly 2,000 square-foot house in patent leather heels.

Deven ain’t so bad looking. There are a few more pics of her here. She isn’t quite Spank Bank material, maybe 15 years ago, but not today. She does remind me of a poor woman’s Linda Hogan, but Deven seems to have a little bit less mileage on her and she definitely seems more willing to please, if you know what I mean. Perhaps, she does looks like a wannabe cast member of Housewives of the OC , but I’d be willing to pony up the 500K with a few demands first.

1. She cannnot talk between the hours of 5pm and 11:30 pm
2. She must cater to my every need
3. I would need to be Lewinskyed twice a day
4. She must do the yard work
5. I must be allowed to dip my head in oil and rub it all over her body, or just this

So, If Deven Trabosh were to agree to my demands, I would pony up the 500K and Sons of Bill Simmons would finally have a home. I won’t be holding my breath. Note: I did leave out third-input as one of my demands, perhaps if I were Greek that would have been a demand.